Luck has never really been kind. Fate pisses upon my personal bonfire on an almost daily basis.
Besides my Telly/Video braking the day before my birthday, I was recently faced with a new scenario which would make me shake my head and cry 'typical'.
I have developed financial security due to not very pleasant circumstances. What I don't really have to worry about, or have crave right about now, is money.
So what do I find lying in the road, whilst on my way to the train station. What do I see tightly wrapped together?
50 quid, two 20's and a 10 pound note.
You know how much I would've killed to have found that kind of money two months ago when I couldn't even get any of the crappiest McJobs in the area? How much I would've loved to have 50 pounds to buy all those new albums that I've been desperatly wanting but could no longer afford. And now when I just don't need it.
I spent ten pounds buying lunch, paying for my train ticket, and buying a bit of food. I donated the remaining £40 to the British Heart Foundation because they mays as well benefit from my totally innappropriate luck!